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Yichang Zhang

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a few bear jokes for Yichang Zhang

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.