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Zhean Xu

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Zhean Xu

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.