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Zhiwei Zhao

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a few bear jokes for Zhiwei Zhao

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

What does a bear say when it does not know the answer? Honey, I have no idea.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.