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Francesco Caggioni

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a few bear jokes for Francesco Caggioni

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.