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Juraj Gottweis

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a few bear jokes for Juraj Gottweis

What did the bear name his family office? Longsands Gaia. He chose the name before he could have told you why.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.