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Matt Miller

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a few bear jokes for Matt Miller

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.