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David Tao

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for David Tao

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.